A downloadable game

This game was submitted to CSSCGC 2026 That legendary contest where the worst game wins and the best game loses…

STORY

Bartolo doesn't just go out; he 'surrenders' himself. His sacred mission is to get completely trashed every night at the bar counter.

The problem is that his internal compass breaks down right on his own doorstep.

His daily challenge isn't drinking everything in sight, but OPENING THE DOOR like a ninja so as not to trigger the deadliest motion sensor in the world: his MISSUS.

INSTRUCTIONS

This Survival Horror is based on true events. If you can relate, it's because you love the drinking more than a priest loves an inheritance.

OBJECTIVE: Put the key in the LOCK.

MOVEMENT: QAOP/OPQA + Space to insert the key in the LOCK.

You have 5 attempts to get it right before your MISSUS opens the door and hits you with a FRYING PAN!!!.

As the nights go by, you drink more and more, which will cause certain... SIDE EFFECTS to appear.

HISTORIA

Bartolo no simplemente sale; él se entrega. Su misión sagrada es ponerse completamente ciego como "la Trini' cada noche en la barra del bar.

El problema es que su brújula interna se estropea justo en el umbral de su propia casa.

Su desafío diario no es beberse todo lo que ve, sino ABRIR LA PUERTA como un ninja para no activar el sensor de movimiento más letal del mundo: su PARIENTA.

INSTRUCCIONES

Este Survival Horror está basado en hechos reales. Si te sientes identificado, es porque te gusta más el pirriaque que a un cura una herencia.

OBJETIVO: Meter la llave en la CERRADURA.

MOVIMIENTO: QAOP/OPQA + Espacio para insertar la llave en la CERRADURA.

Tienes 5 intentos para acertar antes de que tu PARIENTA abra la puerta y te atice con una SARTÉN.

A medida que pasan las noches, bebes más y más, lo que hará que aparezcan ciertos… EFECTOS SECUNDARIOS.